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The Holy Grail Press is dedicated to promoting work that standard publishers... you know, those with standards, might be reluctant to publish, which pretty much leaves poetry.  And let's face it:  No one publishes poetry.  So in the end, we’re left with a lot of free time.

 

 

 

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...What's Old at the Press 

Tuesday, June 18, 2019

The History of the Future:  June 18, 2078

The World Becomes Void of Void

Void, the genius behind the one-man band Many More, died at the age of 86.  Void, who changed his name from Claude Everlast, had already amassed a small fortune before entering the music business by claiming that all checks that had "void" written on them were actually written to him.  Many More was considered the "King of the One-Hit Wonders" for the only song they ever produced, "Thank You for the Royalties."  Even though critics unanimously agreed "Thank You for the Royalties" was one of the worst songs ever written, it still appeared on more anthology albums than any other song in history.  The band's lawyer, Chester A. Softpickle, successfully argued that whenever any anthology advertisement included the statement "and many more," they meant the band "Many More," and therefore had to include the band's only song, as well as pay Void royalties... forever.  Not coincidently, compilation albums ceased to be marketed during Void's lifetime.

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Monday, April 29, 2019

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Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Why I Hate My Job:  Dark Cave Tours

I gave cave tours.  Why people wanted to go in caves... who's to say?  But if they'll pay me to take 'em, I'll take their money.  I've been down in those tunnels so many times, I don't need a light.  I know when to duck.  But you should hear them people complain.  What did they expect?  It's a cave.  Caves are dark.  It was the insurance companies that put me out of business.  Bloodsuckers! 

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Thursday, March 28, 2019

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A Depraved Indifference of Pigeons 

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Thursday, March 21, 2019

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The Answer to Everything 

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