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"Doing Absolutely Nothing For Almost 40 Years."


The Holy Grail Press is dedicated to promoting work that standard publishers... you know, those with standards, might be reluctant to publish, which pretty much leaves poetry.  And let's face it:  No one publishes poetry.  So in the end, we’re left with a lot of free time.



Word of the Every So Often  

November 26, 2021

dissemble:  (verb)  to conceal one's true motives, feelings, or beliefs; to be less than truthful or forthcoming.  When working for a boss who is just a bit too nosey, it's often necessary to be somewhat dissembling when it comes to things like which church you attend on Sundays, Mondays, Wednesdays, and the occasional Thursday.


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Thursday, November 11, 2010

The One Thousandth Visitor Contest!

The excitement is nearly noticeable here at HGP as we close in on our One Thousandth Visitor to our web site, so we've decided to have a contest to see who can guess which number will be our One Thousandth Visitor! If your guess is correct, you could win any of several prizes from our sponsors, including a 20% coupon for Budget Burial,* a pair of Life Is OK socks,** and a fully catered meal from Roxanne's Slightly Used Food.*** In addition, all contestants will win a home version of the Holy Grail Press' web site, which they can play online, and a free subscription to our web site for life!**** All you have to do is send your guess to dieputzscum@holygrailpress.com and then wait to see which number wins!



* Coupon is non-transferable and must be used within 90 days of issue, whether by choice or not.
** Please indicate left or right.
*** Please allow four to six weeks for delivery
**** Offer is limited to one life per customer.

4:25 pm pst 

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