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"Doing Absolutely Nothing For Almost 40 Years."


The Holy Grail Press is dedicated to promoting work that standard publishers... you know, those with standards, might be reluctant to publish, which pretty much leaves poetry.  And let's face it:  No one publishes poetry.  So in the end, we’re left with a lot of free time.



Word of the Every So Often  

November 26, 2021

dissemble:  (verb)  to conceal one's true motives, feelings, or beliefs; to be less than truthful or forthcoming.  When working for a boss who is just a bit too nosey, it's often necessary to be somewhat dissembling when it comes to things like which church you attend on Sundays, Mondays, Wednesdays, and the occasional Thursday.


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Monday, June 6, 2011

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Employee of the Year!




We here at HGP are proud to announce that Mandrake Chapman is this month’s employee of the year.  Mandrake exemplifies the spirit of all that the Holy Grail Press strives to do, in that he truly does nothing.  However, he does it well.  In particular, Mandrake’s series on The History of the Future is nothing short of brilliant, in that he can speak authoritatively without having no authority whatsoever, and+ no one can dispute him… well, unless they have 20 or 30 years to wait around.  Most people lose interest long before that.  So Mandrake, we here at the Press salute you!

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