Absolutely Nothing For Almost 40 Years."
The Holy Grail Press is dedicated to promoting work that standard publishers... you know, those with standards, might be reluctant
to publish, which pretty much leaves poetry. And let's face it: No one publishes poetry. So in the end,
we’re left with a lot of free time.
Word of the Every So
dissemble: (verb) to conceal one's true motives, feelings, or beliefs;
to be less than truthful or forthcoming. When working for a boss who is just a bit too nosey, it's often necessary to
be somewhat dissembling when it comes to things like which church you attend on Sundays, Mondays, Wednesdays, and the occasional
...What's Old at the Press
Monday, July 22, 2013
The History of the Future: November 30th, 2098
2:30 pm pdt
Marijuana is declared to be extinct, completely
irradiated from the face of the earth, less than two years after it was declared universally legal by every nation on the
planet. Said Günter Umpwhurst, of the World Toking Federation, “Wow. I guess nobody thought not to
smoke it all.”
Monday, July 1, 2013
10:55 am pdt
Christmas in July!
After a thirteen year legal battle, HGP has finally
gotten the rights to A Papa Pizza Christmas. So we figured we probably ought to go ahead and publish it now before somebody changes their mind. Says Giovanni,
“That ought to teach Celest to hold out... wait... you’re not going to print that are you?”