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Leonard Nertz, born on October 12, 2029, in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, was determined to be the 7,500,000,003 person on the planet, making him statistically the first person to exceed the earth's ability to support itself, as determined by the Bureau of International Anomalies and Statistics.  Though it was just a matter of chance that Leonard was assigned such notoriety, and though virtually everyone else agreed that any number of other people could have been assigned that number, Leonard was never able to escape the cruel label that fate had given him, and was referred to by everyone, everywhere he went, for his entire life, simply as "That Guy."