The Holy Grail Press, established in 1982, has been successfully publishing nothing for almost
40 years. Everything here and at our sister site, The Incomplete Guide to American English, is the sole creation of Michael Soetaert, though none of the editorial staff is willing to admit it. But
that’s just an argument that spirals into schizophrenia. Please send all inquires to the Holy Grail Press
in care of the Internet.
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2020, Holy Grail Press, Portland, Oregon.
The Holy Grail Press would like to recognize
its editorial staff, many of whom make this publication possible.
Earl Eldridge
General
Editor, Webmaster, and Poetry & Drama Editor
Mrs. Vula Bimbaum
English
Language Consultant
Duckworth Hollingsway
Medical
Editor and Contributor
The Reverend Bob Bidwell
Religion and Science
Editor
Mandrake Chapman
Professional Grant
Writer and Contributing Editor
Mary Ann Joblonski
Journalism Consultant
and History Editor
Dr. Ivan Tupidsay
Technical
Consultant and Academic Advisor
Giovanni Pizza
Contributing Editor
and Botanical Advisor
The Honorable Leonard K. Bullfinch, Senator-at-Large
Political Editor and
Legal Advisor
Michael Soetaert
Regional Editor and
Contributor
Wide-eyed Willie
Musical Coordinator
(Appears courtesy of Amish Records)
Mrs. Gundersen
Quality Control
