New Comics

Bull Sheet

No... You Hang Up First

Redneck PPE

Rosemary, and Rosemary's Baby

Bob hadn't realized the old lady was being quite so literal when she warned him of the pitfalls.

A Depraved Indifference of Pigeons

Carl no longer felt quite so sanctimonious about being a vegetarian.

Grid Your Lions

The Late Bird Gets the Latte

Condom Mint

Two Brains are Better than One

I don't know.  I mean, after the first few seasons... well... not hooking up.  I don't know.  It wasn't from not trying.  You know how it goes.  You know, maybe mating's not for everyone.  I mean, I don't have to mate... do I?  Like anybody's going to care if I don't.  I mean... I don't know.  It's OK... isn't it?

Remember... When they drop dead, we get the hell out of here.