The Holy Grail Press
Doing Absolutely Nothing for Over 40 Years
Expect Limited Progress
a collection of new comics
by michael soetaert
Copyright (c) 2023, The Holy Grail Press, Portland, Oregon


Because sometimes two brains are better than one.

The short, tragic life of stupid animals.


Paradigm

Bad Grammar Dooms Yet Another Business

Where Almond Milk Comes From


Elfie



"Hold up. I've got something in my ommatidium."

Madame Cleo: Fortunes Told, Paws Read


One Carnation Under Cod

Leave No Tern Unstoned


Max Flips Cleo the Bird

Try as he might, Carl could never see what all the excitement was over Internet Corn.

Knee-Deep

Rivet

Croak

"Oh, I suppose she gives good milk, but ya gotta keep her wings clipped."

"Doesn't Mom make just the very best vomit?"

Friar

"M-m-m-m! Tastes like human."

Chimps Ahoy

Boxing Match