The Holy Grail Press
Proudly Made On Earth By Earthlings
Just Passing Through
an ongoing collection
by michael soetaert
Copyright (c) 2025 and 2026, The Holy Grail Press, Portland, Oregon
"Does any of this look familiar to you?"
Bawk-Akkkk!
"OK, this time we'll both call out at the same time. But remember, whatever you do, don't let them see you."
There's One on Every Street
Pavlov's Dog and Cat
The Price of Eggs Explained
Larry knew, as a chocolate bar, it was his fate to be eaten.
But he wasn't bitter.
"If that had been a people, it would've killed you."
Fowl Language
"I don't think it's obscure in the least," said Mr. Pound to Mr. Eliot.
"Starting Route. In 524 light years, take a slight right.
The destination will be on your left."
The Usual Suspects
Thee USS Enterprise assumes standard orbit around LV-246
Have a Nice Day!
A Brush With Death
"Hey! No cutting in line!"
In Denial
Great Egret and Not-So-Great Egret
Fly Fishing
Titmouse (Baeolophus bicolor)
I thought there would be more.
Wheel of the Gods
Vito, serving out his time in Limbo as a bird perched in a tree,
came to know the true meaning of "limboid."
Jay Walking
"You said we ought to go out and have some fun. I said we ought to stay in.
You said, 'What's the worst that can happen?'"
American Dipper
Cinclus mexicanus
SOS
“How long do we have to live here before they stop calling us European Starlings?”