Bear With Me
a collection of comics
by michael soetaert
Copyright (c) 2022, The Holy Grail Press, Portland, Oregon
This is Not a Bill
A Shaded Glenn
Bob hadn't realized the old lady was being quite so literal when she warned him of the pitfalls.
Occam, Without His Razor
God, with a Haircut and a Shave
DNA My Way
I always believed that I was related to George Washington Carver, the famous Black inventor. And together we shared relatives who lived for centuries deep in the Congo before being sold into slavery. Motumba! And then I had my DNA tested. They said I wasn't related to George Washington Carver at all. They said I wasn't even Black. They said my relatives all came from Norway. Then I found DNA My Way. With DNA My Way, there are no tests to take or forms to fill out. With DNA My Way you just tell them where you want to be from and who you want to be related to, and they'll supply the documentation. With DNA My Way, not only am I related to George Washington Carver, but I'm also related to Sitting Bull. And Ghandi! DNA My Way: Because nobody really cares.
After a lifetime of work, Martin had succeeded in making a mountain into a molehill.
Bear With Me
At that moment, Toby realized that there was something profoundly wrong in a Universe where the same person who created German Shepherds had also created hairless toy Chihuahuas.
A Whole New Can of Worms
"Be One of Us. Be One of Us."
Another Day, Still No Zombies
"So I decided that if I couldn't be perfect, then I'd be vicious."
"That joint's so polluted that the pollution's polluted."
The Emperor shows his appreciation for being told he was naked.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
"Seriously. Do you think it makes a difference which one we choose?"
Carl knew there was no getting around it. This was his bear to cross.