The Holy Grail Press
Doing Absolutely Nothing for Over 40 Years
The Answer to Everything
another collection of comics
by michael soetaert
Copyright (c) 2023, The Holy Grail Press, Portland, Oregon
Rosemary, and Rosemary's Baby
Redneck PPE
"Oh, great! Plant me in the sun. The tag said, 'Shade'! Shade! Don't you nimrods know how to read?"
The Late Bird Gets the Latte
"We are experiencing long than usual wait times..."
The Answer to Everything
Condom Mint
"Remember, when they drop dead, we get the hell out of here."
Toiletry
Sub Woofer
"I don't know. I mean, after the first few seasons...well...not hooking up. I don't know. It wasn't for not trying. You know how it goes. You know, maybe mating's not for everyone. I mean, I don't have to mate, do I? Like anybody's going to care if I don't... I mean... I don't know. It's OK... isn't it?"
Be Careful What You Wish For
Before there was 4:20, there was High Noon
"How ya doin'?"
Chimp Monk
"The point of it?! There is no bloody point of it! That's what I've been telling you all along."
A Drive By Hooting
Had the other rider been passing to his right, then it would have been proper to have offered him a greeting.
"That's right, Sparky, none of the dead are believed to be dogs."
"No. You hang up first."
Grid Your Lions
The Faux (Furicii spurius) once ranged over most of northern North America, Europe, and Southern Asia. Prized for its fur and hide (commonly called “pleather”), the Faux has been hunted to near extinction, and in many areas now only exists in captivity. Strict environmental protection, as well as a decrease in demand, have allowed the Faux to be re-introduced in many areas with limited success. It is hoped that one day the Faux will once again be a common site throughout most of its former territory.
“Let me get this straight. After we have sex, you’re going to eat me... but we are having sex...?”
Bob no longer felt quite so sanctimonious about being a vegetarian.
Carrion Luggage
A Depraved Indifference of Pigeons
Tuttle didn’t so much mind being made into soup. What he hated the most was the mocking.
“'Amazing Navigational Skills' my ass! Admit it. We’re lost.”
Putting the “Panic” back in Pandemic