Our story takes place long ago in the country of America in the state of Missouri. There was a place called the Green Ridge Inn.
The Green Ridge Inn was owned by Floyd Haversnaker and his wife Manerva Haversnaker.
If you noticed, Floyd always wore a pair of roller skates.
He thought they were less expensive than a horse, and besides, they don’t leave piles.
One day Floyd came back from having his skates’ wheels oiled and he found his wife with another man.
In rage he grabbed his Boy Scout axe and chopped up the other man.
Then he chopped off his wife’s head and roller skated through the halls giving out horrid screams.
Whenever anyone would step out in the hall he would chop them, too.
Then he clumped to the top of the Inn and roller skated out the window.
Then he fell into the goldfish pond.
After that, every day as the clock strikes 10:32 Floyd’s skeleton roller skates around the Inn screaming. Everybody said the Inn was haunted by the Roller Skating Skeleton, so nobody stayed in the Inn anymore.
So became the legend of the Roller Skating Skeleton of Green Ridge Inn.
One day as Papa Pizza was driving home from an out of town business trip his car broke down. It then started to rain, so Papa looked around and saw an old abandoned house.
Papa walked up to the house.
He went in and sat down to wait the storm out. Suddenly the clock struck. It was 10:32!!
Suddenly a scream ripped through the rafters!
Suddenly Papa saw something zoom by!
Papa didn’t wait around to see it zoom by again!
Papa ran to town and told the story to the sheriff. He rolled on the floor with laughter. But would the sheriff go get Papa’s car? Are you kidding?! He’s afraid of haunts.
Papa couldn’t leave his car at the Inn, so he walked back.
When Papa got back to his car he was something coming towards him!
Papa stuck out his foot.
When the dust cleared, there was just a pile of bones.
Papa just fixed his car and drove home.
Then he slowly got bombed.