DICTIONARY  (dĭk’ shǝ-nĕŕ ē)

Although Noah Webster is given credit for inventing the dictionary, research by Eldridge has confirmed that actual credit should go to Webster’s canary, who dictated it all.  Webster, on the other hand, has never received credit for inventing the Dictaphone.

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