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osmosis: (noun) Aside from the technical definition of liquid from a less concentrated solution passing through a membrane to become a more concentrated one, it can mean something that is done gradually without any obvious effort. For instance... After being in England for just a week, we all were speaking with a British accent, as if by osmosis.

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Today, April 10, is Encourage a Young Writer Day, although we’re really not sure what we should encourage those young writers to do. I guess to write. But if you think you want to be a writer, and you’re not already writing…

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Finding Paradise

Three good friends died and went to heaven,

and when they stepped through the gates,

the youngest of the three,

in awe and amazement, said,

“Damn!”

And just like that he was gone.

Upon seeing his young friend vanish,

the middle of the three exclaimed,

“Shit!”

And he, too, was gone.

Finding himself all alone,

the oldest and the wisest of the three proclaimed,

“The hell with this!”

And that is how the three

came to be together again.

And it may have been heaven,

or it may have been hell,

but none of the three cared.

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