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Perfectio Est Sudium Stultorum

Word of the Every So Often
March 24, 2023
fruiterer: (noun) (pronounced: fruit-er-er) somebody who sells fruit. Why don’t you run down to the fruiterer and pick us up something fresh?
Cartoon of the Week

"So I decided that if I couldn't be perfect, then I'd be vicious."
Other Stuff
Mrs. Einstein
Albert Einstein reads his books
while Mrs. Einstein sews and cooks.
He sits and thinks deep, deep, thoughts
while Mrs. E. darns his socks.
And while Mrs. Einstein scrubs the bath,
Al sits downstairs working math.
She takes out the garbage and washes the floor,
cuts out coupons and goes to the store.
She mows the lawn and does the wash;
she fixes the roof out over the porch.
She scrubs the toilet and unclogs the sink,
and all the while Al sits and thinks.
And when Al finally comes to bed
with abstract concepts still filling his head,
he’s ready to tell the Mrs. his thoughts so deep,
but Mrs. Einstein is sound asleep.