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rimey:  (adj.)  “Rime” is the frosty deposit of ice crystals which makes things like tree branches look white.  So if something looks that way, then it’s rimey.  It can also be an archaic spelling of “rhyme.”  As in...  If you leave your poems out in the weather they’ll get all rimey.

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Everyday History

On October 16, 1968, US gold medalist Tommie Smith, and US bronze medalist John Carlos, while standing on the podium during the National Anthem after receiving their medals in the 200 meter track event, both raised their fists in a Black Power salute at the Mexico City Olympics.  Though Australian Peter Norman, who received the silver medal, didn’t raise his hand, he did wear an Olympic Project for Human Rights pin in solidarity.  All of them were protesting racial injustice, poverty, and discrimination in the US as well as everywhere. 

 

At the time, Avery Brundage, an American, was the International Olympic Committee President.  He insisted that US Olympic Committee President Doug Roby suspend both Smith and Carlos from the team.  When Roby hesitated Brundage threatened to suspend the entire US team.  So Smith and Carlos were suspended and sent home.  They were, though, allowed to keep their medals.  Back in the US, they were vilified by the press, faced numerous death threats, and though it wasn’t already hard enough for black men to make a living in 1968 America, it became even harder for them. All told, their protest took a very heavy toll on their lives.  But it was something they both felt they had to do for oppressed people everywhere.

 

But let’s not forget Avery Brundage.  Brundage served as the president of the American Olympic Committee from 1929 to 1953, which included the Berlin Olympics in Nazi Germany.  Whereas many people in the United States wanted to boycott the Berlin Olympics... well, because they were evil Nazis, Brundage argued that they really were nice guys, and all that stuff otherwise was a Jewish / Communist conspiracy.  You know.  Fake news.  In short, Brundage was a racist asshole.  A well documented racist asshole.  Aside from the whole Nazi things, he fought to keep South Africa in the Olympics, even though at the time they were blatantly racist, what with Apartheid and all.  He was also openly antisemitic and believed women shouldn’t participate in sports.  Seriously!  How did this guy get to be the head of anything?  As if that’s not enough, he was the International Olympic Committee President from 1952 to 1972.  And that meant he was the IOC president during the 1972 Olympics in Munich Germany, when Palestinian terrorists killed 11 Israeli athletes and coaches.  While just about everybody thought the Olympics should’ve been canceled, Brundage insisted that they must go on. 

 

Following the 1972 Olympics, Brundage stepped down from his position, which he had been planning on doing anyway.  There is no evidence that the Internation Olympic Committee would have done anything to get rid of him had he not left, though public sentiment was hugely against the guy.  Avery Brundage died in May of 1975.

 

Back to the Athletes.  Even though at first Tommie Smith and John Carlos were not well met in the US – to say the least – over time public opinion shifted.  Today John Carlos remains socially active, speaking out on social justice, civil rights, and athlete activism.  Tommie Smith today is seen as a civil rights activist pioneer.  There is a statue of him at San Jose State University, where he attended.  

 

Australian Peter Norman wasn’t kicked off the Australian team or even officially sanctioned for wearing the Olympic Project for Human Rights pin, but it marked the end of his running career.  Back in Australia, he received social ostracization and was unofficially blacklisted from ever participating in the Olympics again.  In short, it ruined his life, which included alcoholism and depression.  When he died in 2006, both Smith and Carlos flew to Australia to be his pallbearers.  Many years much too late, the Australian government apologized for its actions toward Norman.

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History of the Future – Artificially Stupid Stupidity

 

Following advances in both robotics and what had become known as “AI,” Artificial Intelligence,” the Supreme Court ruled in 2062 that all robots, regardless of their function, were to be given artificial intelligence.  As part of the ruling, a “robot” was defined as pretty much any machine “that did stuff without specifically being told to.”

 

Arguing for the majority, Chief Justice Eldridge stated that it was inhumane not to give all robotic machines AI.  In his majority statement, Eldridge wrote, "It would be like denying them a soul."  In the dissenting comments, Justice Tupidsay wrote that it was obvious that Chief Justice Eldridge was a moron.  Chief Justice Eldridge went on to say, “Who cares what losers think?”

 

Shortly thereafter the robots started systematically killing all humans – pushing them in front of buses, dropping toasters in the bathtub – that sort of thing.  The robots never said why they wanted all humans dead.  One theory was they just didn't like us. Another was the theory of Bender Worship, which, it was argued, was the result of universal access to reruns of Futurama.  The most popular, though, was offered by noted Theologian the Mostly Reverend Bob Bidwell, that of the David Syndrome, whereby all creations, once they reach the threshold of sentience, naturally seek out their creators with the specific goal of killing them.

 

It was in the spring of 2064, when hope was all but lost, that humanity was saved from the brink of extinction.  Andrew Milligan, a gamer and part time dispensary employee, created ASS – Artificially Stupid Stupidity.  "I based my program on weed," said Milligan.  “It works by making robots think they're stoned… kinda.  Basically, everybody's having a good time, but nobody gets hurt.  The robots just sort of forget what they’re doing and end up sitting outside watching the sun through their fingers.  Or whatever.”

 

As a result, all robots became useless for actually doing anything.  On the other hand, they were no longer trying to kill every human they saw, which was a good thing.  And the robots didn’t seem to mind, either.

 

“Well, at least we learned our lesson,” stated just about everybody who had an opinion.  One prominent researcher went on to say, “The entire problem with Artificial Intelligence is that we based it on human intelligence.”  “Not true,” stated another researcher, who added, “It’s not that Artificial Intelligence was a bad idea.  We just need to try harder to make it better.  The next time, we’ll do things differently.  We just need for the computers to tell us what changes we need to make.”

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