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Word of the Every So Often
catamite: (noun) a boy kept for sexual purposes by a pederast. It’s a sad world we live in where such a word as catamite has meaning.
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The Almost Daily
Today is Tortoiseshell Cat Appreciation Day. I’m sure there will be a lot of celebrating going on about that. If you like to celebrate all things cat, be sure to mark your calendars for National Tuxedo Cat Day on January 29, National Kitten Day on July 10, International Cat Day on August 8, Black Cat Appreciation Day on August 17, Ginger Cat Appreciation Day on September 1, and National Cat Day on October 29. And what rhymes with cat? Bat! It's also National Bat Appreciation Day. You may not appreciate a bat, but they appreciate you. And, if you’re wondering, a group of bats is called a crowd.
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Cartoon of the Week
The Usual Suspects.
Stuff
Practical Predictions
Madame Sosostris,
Madame Sosostris,
tell me something new.
I know that I
someday must die,
and there’s nothing I can do.
I could care less
about life’s trials and tests,
my neighbors and their fates.
And I don’t care to know
who will come to blows
when they’re dividing up my estate.
Madame Sosostris,
Madame Sosostris,
tell me what I haven’t heard,
like who will place
in today’s race
at Oak Lawn in the third.
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