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Word of the Every So Often
bewent: (verb) to turn or turn around; to be confused. He was bewent, so he went back home.
Everyday History
On August 29, 1769, Edmond Hoyle cashed in his chips. Hoyle is best known for his books codifying the rules to various games. Hoyle published his first book in 1742: A Short Treatise on the Game of Whist. Seven more essays and books followed, all covering the rules of various games, such as Back Gammon, Chess, and Brag, a game I’m sure everybody is familiar with. The books were combined in a single volume in 1748.
Hoyle was a stickler for the rules, and if a game didn’t have set rules, then he codified them. Think of a game – cards, pool, darts – their rules are clearly laid out by Hoyle. Go on line. You can still buy his books. But beware. Just because a book claims to be Hoyle’s, it may not be. Even after Hoyle died, publishers continued to use his name when publishing the rules to new games.
Over the years Hoyle’s name has become synonymous with the rules to games, so much so that to this day many people still say, “According to Hoyle....” And then they tell you how you should really be playing the game: strictly according to the rules.
Cartoon of the Week

Bear With Me
Stuff
Dog Days
The screen door slams
and bounces and bounces and bounces,
the loose mesh flapping flies,
suspended in the mirage vapours
of awningless sunshine
rising off the cement slab excuse
for a back porch,
flapping them in to dreamily weave the room,
filling shadowed corners with the rise and fall
of meaningless flight.
Eventually to land,
just out of reach of thee swatter.
It is not guessing.
They know.
And there they wait,
rubbing their hands,
waxing their wings,
screwing and unscrewing their heads,
but never quite taking them all the way off.
Until you lunge,
with a magazine
or a newspaper
or even your hand.
And then they’re gone,
to circle once
or twice
and then return,
passing just close enough
to your head
so you’ll hear
the soft snicker of wings.
And all the while,
the never ceasing insult
of the window unit drone
carries beyond the lawnmower line.
It carries from where that damned dog –
our damned dog –
lies beneath the air conditioner
that sticks from the neighbor’s window
like the chubby tongue of some obnoxious child
that you aren’t allowed to swat.
And there, folded into the two feet of shade,
is that damned dog,
lying there like he has nothing else better to do
than just to watch those tiny drops of frustration
let go one at a time,
and drop and drop and drop,
falling into a small puddle of nothing
just beyond his nose.
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