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mentation: (noun) mental activity. We were impressed by Bob’s mentation. In fact, we found him to be quite mentational.

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Today is World Rat Day. It’s supposedly only for pet rats, but just go to any sewer and listen. There’s a lot of celebrating going on down there. And for those of you who like rats and mice (and no, Trixie, I don’t mean in that way), be sure to set your alarms for November 12, because that’s Fancy Rat and Mouse Day.

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Finding Paradise

Three good friends died and went to heaven,

and when they stepped through the gates,

the youngest of the three,

in awe and amazement, said,

“Damn!”

And just like that he was gone.

Upon seeing his young friend vanish,

the middle of the three exclaimed,

“Shit!”

And he, too, was gone.

Finding himself all alone,

the oldest and the wisest of the three proclaimed,

“The hell with this!”

And that is how the three

came to be together again.

And it may have been heaven,

or it may have been hell,

but none of the three cared.

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