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Word of the Every So Often

dishabille:  (noun)  (pronounced:  diss-hah-beal)  the state of being partially or scantily clothed.  The young girls walked along the street in dishabille even though it was January.

Everyday History

When it comes to politics, as well as lots of other things, people are always trying to figure out what’s going to happen before it does.  Because gypsies are less than reliable when it comes to divining the future, we’ve come up with polls.  The first poll used in a presidential election was in 1824, when The Harrisburg Pennsylvanian, along with other newspapers, randomly asked people who they thought was going to win in the upcoming election, Andrew Jackson or John Quincy Adams, among others.  The straw poll saw Jackson easily beating Adams 2 to 1.  Adams ended up winning the election... well, he became the president.  However, nobody won a majority of the electoral votes, which meant the House of Representative got to choose, and they chose Adams even though Jackson had more electoral votes and popular votes.  So you tell me:  How accurate was that poll?

 

It was on September 16, 1916, that The Literary Digest came up with the first of their many presidential polls.  They mailed millions of postcards to people from lists made up from telephone directories and car registrations.  The people filled them out and sent them back.  In 1916 the poll was pretty spot on.  Woody Wilson was the narrow winner.  And their polls were pretty accurate until 1936, when they completely blew it.  In 1916 through 1928 there wasn’t a Depression.  In 1936 there was.  Sure, in 1932 the Depression was going strong.  But everybody blamed Hoover, so it was no surprise that he lost to Roosevelt.  In 1936 those postcards were sent from the same lists as before, only now the only people who had cars or telephones were the wealthy, who heavily favoured Alf Landon.  The poor folk, who far outnumbered the wealthy then, as now, heavily favoured Roosevelt, who won.  Whoops.

 

And that led to a guy named George Gallup who came up with a scientific method for doing polls, which were first used on October 20, 1935.  Gallup used demographics.  For instance, if 25% of all voters are white male with a high school education or less, then you make sure out of those people you poll only 25% are white males with a high school education.  It can get a whole lot more technical than that, but you get the general idea.  If a poll such is that is accurate, you only need to poll around a thousand people to get a pretty good idea of everybody.  And those polls worked fine, pretty much until recently.

 

It’s become increasingly difficult to accurately poll people, more than likely because of cell phones.  There no longer is a directory that you can pick up and use to randomly call people.  And if people are called, there’s a good chance they’ll simply hang up, or not take the call to begin with, for any number of reasons.  And then, what’s the point of taking a poll if nobody is going to believe it?  With all that in mind, Gallup stopped doing presidential polls altogether, not because they were no longer accurate, they claimed, but so they could track other stuff, like long term economic trends.  Perhaps the gypsy is more reliable after all.

Cartoon of the Week

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After a lifetime of work, Martin had succeeded

in making a mountain into a molehill.

Stuff

History of the Future:  The Last Really Good View

 

Following using the Grand Canyon as a landfill in 2060, and the collective nuking of Iguazu Falls in South America so the countries concerned would no longer have a reason to fight over it, the writers of Traveler magazine began to ponder just how many places were left on the earth that were truly worth going out of your way to see.  After two years of intense scrutinization, they found only one.  A hillside overlooking the James River just northeast of the small town of Hurley, Missouri, was determined to be the last picturesque place on the planet on August 11, 2063.

 

Real estate prices there immediately increased by 200,000%, and it instantly became a magnet for the super-rich, who had finally come to admit that the Moon was downright boring.  Those who could afford to be on that hillside just outside Hurley immediately began figuring out how to make money off those who could not. 

 

High rises soon appeared where people were willing to pay 1,000 U.S. adjusted dollars for a one minute (adjusted time) view.  Whenever one high-rise would block the view, the one behind it would just make theirs higher.

 

Finally, in what has become known as the Great Collapse, on October 6, 2076, 100 square miles of high rise condos, hotels, and timeshares, spontaneously collapsed in on themselves and fell into the valley, obliterating everything that was once there to see.

 

Since so much of the world’s wealth was tied up in what simply became known as “That Place,” the world’s markets suffered a simultaneous collapse. Many of the 2.8 million wrongful death lawsuits are still making their way through the courts as of this writing.  And it is estimated that there isn’t a chance in hell that anyone will ever figure out who is really responsible for reimbursing those people who had placed deposits so their grandchildren might someday be able to eventually go there.

 

The only person to profit off the whole affair was a man named Gweev Flood, who bought the whole place for a song (which he didn’t even have to sing).  Gweev has since begun charging people a dollar apiece just so the could see what was once “That Place.”  There are plans for condominiums.

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